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A Herculean Task

Oven cleaning poem by Gary Milsom

(Uh? re clean?)


Here’s a tale of my oven

Neglected for so many years

Stained and in need of attention

So I commandeered some volunteers

I called Brillo and Jif and that Jason

The one with the Golden Fleece

And the king of them all Mr Muscle

Warriors of ancient grease



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