I’ve been thinking about
the next book I write
to get fame and adulation
And I’ve got some ideas
that just need refining
before they’re released to the nation
Like the tale of a man who loved his wine
a creative artistic fella
with a storeroom beautifully tended
now that might be a best cellar
Or a book about arts n crafts
that came with a mask and a gown
and free samples of glue
all over the cover
a book you couldn’t put down
Or one about Christmas crackers
and the gifts you discover inside
surely a worthy contender
a book for the pull it surprise