Here’s a story of a man with ambition
Unscrupulous cunning and cruel
Who shacked up with a woman of similar bent
And they thought about how they could rule.
Their people were discontented
Felt totally out of the game
So they feigned empathy for, the folk that were poor
And suggested a few names to blame.
And they painted a much brighter vision
Then sat back with a drink quite content
And when they’d created division
Wooed just over fifty per cent.
And so they achieved their ambition
But nobody noticed at all
The woman called Miss Information
And the man called Dee Viderman Rule.