No, I’m not on Love Island
Though they said my legs weren’t that bad
But my pecs, my age and overall shape
Didn’t make me a hunk of a lad
Neither with followers fifty
Would they regard me as an influencer
I got that wrong on the form that I filled
I thought they meant influenza
But the way to get really famous I’m told
Is to get a stack of reviews
From those who’ve read what you’ve written
To help those who haven’t yet - choose
So if an Amazon account you have got
And you don’t mind sparing the time
I’d appreciate you giving a rating
And an appropriate line
You can do it by searching the author
Find the button to leave a review
And who knows next year may be different
I’ll get on Love Island and not on the flu